Everyone in the military has heard about it. When people deploy someone is bound to do a Moustache Mayhem, Moustache Madness, whatever you want to call it. Sadly I have been bribed into one......it wasn't easy to agree to but I did. I cannot stand the idea of having a moustache! I just feel like I am going to look like an IDIOT....or a creep.
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| kip from Napoleon Dynamite |
But darn my wife and her convincing ways. For anyone who has had the pleasure of eating at my house or trying Airin's cooking you know what I mean. Any of us would be willing to wrestle a rabid grizzly bear or swim through a tank full of ill tempered giant squid with lazers attached to each arm for a taste of this fine cuisine. Especially if it was her thanksgiving spread. So my wife knowing my weakness told me that the winner of this ugly moustache competition would get a bag of baked goods specially mailed from her. Yes I know that being married to her I will obviously get stuff sent anyway, but if I can score additional treats then I will rock the stache proudly!
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| This man is one of the few people with an iconic moustache |
So I have rounded up a few volunteers and the competion has officially started as of December 26th. There is no official time limit yet but it will probably be a month. Now we will probably not look as cool as Don Frye (pictured above) and some of us will more than likely look like a Yeti with a skin disorder. but we are going to try...... So here it goes!
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